A/N: shoutout to @funsexydragonball, and her perseverance and inspiration to write this up through her NSN challenge. Kudos to making it thirty weeks, I have an idea what you’ve gone through but I went 15 weeks not more than 3 years ago. But regardless thank you FSDB for your 30 days of funny strips and our beloved Chi-Chi suffering through you. I hope you enjoy what happens tonight when the clock strikes 12:00 for Chi-Chi tonight. Thank you for all that you do, FSDB thank you and welcome back to tumblr.
Thirty days, just thirty days. It won’t be so bad. I know there’s no real point to what I’m going to do but I think it’ll be fun. Besides it’s not like I’ve not gone a few days without a proper orgasm. I’m sure that with my will power and strong moral standards thirty days of absolutely zero sex will be a piece of cake. Sure I may feel tempted but you know what I think at the end of it I’ll be proud of myself.
Plus I think it’ll be a fun way to teach Goku some restraint in the meantime. He’s so insatiable, perhaps a break might remind him that there’s more to our marriage than just sex.
Looking at the calendar for the month of November, Chi-Chi had it decided that there was a little fad going around the world of no orgasms for thirty days. A short time in the grand scheme of things, plus she’d talked to Videl about doing it. She was a modest sweet girl, perhaps they could have some fun with it together?
Afterall I lost Goku for seven years, and of course I did satisfy myself over that time through other means. I can totally do this.
With a proud thumbs up to herself in the mirror Chi-Chi was ready to start thirty days of the fad called ‘no nut, no squirt November’. It would be later that she would find the creators of this fad and give them a proper lesson about sacrifice.
